coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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