Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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