I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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