What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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