I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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