What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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