I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Dick very happy bro
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Randomize
