guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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