You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
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