i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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