is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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