Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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