Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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