Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
im six kinds of drunk right now
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
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