he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
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