I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
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