1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
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