I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
birth control should be required to get into college
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
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