I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Congratulations! We have a period
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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