I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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