everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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