What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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