Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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