If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Randomize
