Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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