Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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