How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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