Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Congratulations! We have a period
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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