its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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