butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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