Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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