You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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