It's just like the Real World with babies
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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