VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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