Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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