no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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