Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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