If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
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