Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
BRING THE BAGELS
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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