It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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