You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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