wat bout pragnant strippers??
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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