You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
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