Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Randomize
