If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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