I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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