I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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