Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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