I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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