Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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