Banned from zoo.
Again?
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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