It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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