Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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