quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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