Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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