Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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