R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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